Current Mood: not updating

Current Mood: surprised

I am a pretty zebra.

Tags: according to felix

Felix is a turkey loaf.

Father Jack loves his brick.

CONVOY!

Hello, Aunty Jack. We knew you'd be back.

Male Violet Sabrewing Hummingbird. Very pretty.

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Tags: 80's childhood nostalgia

Wesley Willis - Cut The Mullet

do something about your long filthy hair
it looks like a rat's nest
do something about your mullet
get out the hair clippers, jerk

cut the mullet(4x)

get the rat's nest off your head
get that crazy ass mullet off your skull
take your ass to the barber shop
tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

cut the mullet(4x)

the mullet is the reason that people hate you
they are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
what dont you cut that mullet you numbskull

cut the mullet(4x)

Up your bum with an electric plum.

"Now, Father Jack.. what would you say to a nice cup of tea?"

"Feck off, cup!"

I am the angel... of the mo-or-ning... an-gel...
Just brush my teeth before you le-eave me... ba-by...
I am the angel... of the mo-or-ning... an-gel...
I like roast chicken to have gra-a-vy.. ba-by...

On Monday, I saw a tapir.

He was wearing pants.

White Wolf doesn't just suck anymore.. it blows:

Pimp - The Backhanding

No LARP, please.

What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall?

"Dam".

I've taken to tieing my dreds in a high ponytail on top of my head, not pulling them all the way through the elastic on the last loop, to keep them out of the way when the weather is hot. Whenever I catch sight of myself in a mirror, it occurs to me that I look as though a giant hair squid is resting on my cranium.

Oh yeah. That whole staying awake all night and day in the vain hope to correct your sleeping patterns was truly brilliant.

Good one, Machiavelli.

Ugh.

Face to face.. and back to back.. you see and feel.. my sex attack!

"Everybody has the potential to look their best." - Sam, Extreme Makeover Fashion Stylist.

I watch it to challenge my mind.

<Holocaine> Baby, she's a working class biscuit!

Current Mood: most delighted

Freshly squeezed king of the juice
Crown lightly browned
The Holy Ghost
On my piece of toast.

Come and get it.
Come and get it.
With Peter Russell-Clark.
In the city.
Or the outback.
He's Australia's brightest spark.

Come and get it.
Come and get it.
With food you'll love to eat.
Come and get it.
Come and get it.
And people you can meet.

Eat a shark or pack a hamper.
Feed an eagle, make a damper.
On a farm or out at sea.
Here's a recipe or three.

Come and get it.
With Peter (G'day!)
Russell (G'day!)
Clarke!

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Castle rhymes with parcel, not tassle.

.. and this morning I woke up and discovered I had been transformed into a giant cockroach.

Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:38:57 +0900
From: "sokaisha"
To: Jo Alabaster
Subject: Re:


Hello,


Sorry for late reply. I'm quite cheered up and feel saved
by your condolences. But I still mistake if Oolong is here,
and sometimes call him unconsciously.
I've bred rabbits for 23 years, so near the future I will get
a new rabbit, I think. I'm going to let Oolong's homepage on
if new update will be over.
Since I'm a photographer, I wish to publish Oolong photo book
if possible.
Thank you for loving my Oolong so much!


---
Hironori Akutagawa
http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm

Current Music: Laika - Black Cat Bone

snut

Current Mood: it should be a word
Current Music: Kylie Minogue - Breathe

Need to go and pee
But the bathroom is in use
Wish I was a boy

Current Mood: haikulicious

Close yer eyes! Give me yer hand... darlin. Do ya feel me heart beatin? Do ya understand? Do ya feel the saaame? Am I only dreamin? Or is this burnin... an eternal flame?

I believe.. it's meant to be... darlin. I watch ya when ya are sleepin. Youse belong with me. Do ya feel the same? Am I only dreamin? Or is this burnin... an eternal flaaaaame??!

Say me name!!! Sun shines through the rain.. oh life.. so lonely... wonchya come an ease the pain! I don't wanna lose this feeeeelin... awwwww.

Current Mood: waving lighter
Current Music: Bangles - Eternal Flame

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Eat pi, biatch!

Current Mood: sneeze
Current Music: Pulp - Mis-shapes

Spellcheck just wanted to change 'eftpos' to 'gestapos'. Brilliant.

Current Mood: vox populi
Current Music: Einstrzende Neubauten - Sabrina

Je suis "Doctor Angryhead". Allors!